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YOU KNOW YOU'RE
FROM WISCONSIN IF...
If your e-mail
address ends in ".over.yonder.com".
If you connect to
the World Wide Web via a "Down Home Page".
If the bumper
sticker on your truck says "My other computer is a
laptop".
If your laptop has a
sticker that says "Protected by Smith and Wesson".
If you've ever
doubled the value of your FSJ by installing a free
cellular phone.
If your baseball cap
read "DEC" instead of "CAT". (Or AMC/Jeep)
If your computer is
worth more than all your cars combined. (nuff said!)
If your wife said
"either she or the computer had to go", and you still
don't miss her.
If you've ever used
a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your beer on.
If you ever refer to
your computer as "Ole Bessy".
If your screen saver
is a bitmap image of your favorite truck, tractor
or farm animal.
(Bonus points if it leaks oil!)
If you start all
your e-mails with the words "Howdy y'all".
You've never met any
celebrities.
Your idea of a traffic jam is 10 cars waiting to pass a tractor
on the highway.
You can gauge the depth of your relationship by the number of
fingers your friends use to wave to you as you pass by on
the road.
"Vacation" means playing miniature golf at the Dells.
You've seen all the biggest bands 10 years after they were
popular.
You measure distance in minutes.
The corner bar is decorated with neon Pabst signs instead of
hanging ferns.
You know several people who have hit a deer.
Your school classes were canceled because of cold.
Your school classes were canceled because of heat.
You've ridden the school bus for an hour each way.
You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C"
in the same day.
You think ethanol makes your truck "run a lot better."
You know what's knee-high by the Fourth of July.
Stores don't have bags; they have sacks.
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